7 TikTok Poutine Recipes That Might Make You Want To Get Rid Of Canadian Citizenship

Poutine is probably Canada’s biggest contribution to the world of food. These are mostly synonymous with Canadiana!

Who knew just three ingredients – french fries, sauce and cheese curd – could be what everyone thinks of when they think of Canadian food.

But nothing is sacred about TikTok, not even dishes of national pride like poutine.

As you scroll through the app, you’ll see some of Putin’s wildest and wackiest hacks and recipes that will make you want to give up your Canadian citizenship.

From chicken shawarma to some that should probably never be mentioned again, TikTok is truly the Wild West when it comes to our national dish.

“Close Enough” Putin


@morocooks

she told me “putin” so i made it #easyrecipes

This recipe looks normal at first glance. At first glance, it looks like it has all the ingredients, but if you keep looking, it really does live up to its name.

The recipe calls for oven-baked french fries and low-moisture mozzarella cheese, not cheese curd. What makes this especially bad is that the “gravy” is made from butter, flour, salt, pepper, and water – a stock base is optional. Ouch!

But hey, at least TikTok knows it’s far from the real thing, and their recipe is just meant to “cure you out of your mental illness.”

chicken shawarma putin


@thegoldenbalance

Chicken shawarma poutine 🥵 You must try this recipe 🤤details in IG #snackbreak #fasting #shawarma #middleeast #chicken #poutine #canada

Looking for fusion cuisine? The only thing that makes this poutine chicken shawarma close to real is that its fries are covered in another thing.

The fries are loaded with marinated chicken, garlic mayonnaise, sesame yogurt and fresh herbs. While you may not win any points if you serve this to a Quebecer, it looks really delicious and is well worth a try.

putin’s pizza


@cookshowtrevor

Putin Pizza 🍕 #fyp #cookinghacks #comedy #lol #weird #adultswim #food #foryou

Another fusion of Putin with another culture. While this one may not win any tasting awards, it gets a lot of points for sheer audacity.

TikToker not only uses cottage cheese in pizza, but also tops it with mozzarella and cheddar. And yes, they say it’s 7/10, but this has yet to be fully verified by anyone else.

On the other hand, these are two big things that coincide with each other.

Poutine with maple sauce


@colincreates

Canadian poutine tutorial 🇨🇦 #fyp#fries#foryou#canada#foryoupage#tutorial#recipe#fypage#fried#poutine#howto#deepfry#gravy#4upage#food#syrup#fy#cooking

This recipe may be more Canadian than the classic recipe. TikToker is even in pain cooking chicken with maple syrup and using its drops for sauce.

Where things go a little overboard is when they add maple syrup to the gravy. And you know what, it can be really tasty. A little sweetness never hurt anyone.

Putin ultra fromage


@willie_laptitebouffe

Reply @queenzie_babyy poutine Ultra Fromage! #poutine #foodtiktok #food #comfortfood #cheese #poutinetok #poutinetime #poutineday #poutinefest

For those who are lactose intolerant, you can skip this section.

In this French-language video, the chef prepares the cheesiest poutine ever. French fries are first placed on a bed of cheese and then topped with cottage cheese, mozzarella and sauce.

But it gets worse. They add deep-fried cheese sticks and drizzle with Velveeta sauce. It’s like food that tires you out after a few bites.

putin 15 hours


@lilschmaltz

I don’t know why she said that to Putin 🤨 and it took a long time… 😵‍💫 #15hourpotato #poutine #potato #fypdongggggggg

This gourmet take on a classic dish is prepared using top-notch culinary skills.

Poutine is great for cooking if you have a free day or more. You can see TikToker making the sauce from scratch, even running it through a sieve.

As for the “fries” aspect, they make fried potato gratin. Ideal for eating with a raised little finger.

Pogo putin

Remember Poghos? This way of cooking poutine will evoke some nostalgia for the pair of Pogo and poutine. For those not in the know, Pogo is just a frozen corn dog and this poutine is completely covered in them.

TikToker even scrapes leftover fried dough off the stick so nothing remains. Here is a dedication to the art of butchering Putin.

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